i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
