I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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