it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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