Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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