A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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