i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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