She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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