I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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