Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.