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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  tonight, alcohol would be proud of us

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.

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• (845): View more from New York

  and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Someone shattered a urinal.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.

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