Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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