we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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