I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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