to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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