I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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