she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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