I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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