and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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