He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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