I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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