At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
This is my gift to your gina
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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