I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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