don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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