I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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