wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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