Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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