In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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