She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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