wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
