Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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