Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
