I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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