were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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