these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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