I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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