im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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