I only kidnapped one of them. chill
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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