are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize