dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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