Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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