I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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