Its about making memories worth repressing
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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