let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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