I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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