Where are you?
In a non slutty way
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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