So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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