weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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