I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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