if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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