are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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