we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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