she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i believe in u and ur pee
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