he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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