it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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