"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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