i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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