i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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